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The Internet has spawned lots of creativity, and, along with it all, jargon to describe it. As a parent, some of the words that are second nature to our kids may be lingo we haven't heard yet. Or heard but don't want to admit we don't quite know the meaning.
For those of us not fully in the know, I came across a fun article in the International Herald Tribune with a few definitions of current web terms. Here are a few:
Spim - unsolicited sales pitches that arrive via instant messages or chat software
Spit - unwanted messages over Internet telephone
Splog - a fake blog set up to boost traffic and possible attract paid advertising, either by lifting content from legitimate blogs or publishing nonsensical words.
Sping - A message from a splog that indicates the fake blog is updated and worth checking out as a means of driving more traffic to the site.
SEO - Stands for Search Engine Optimization, which is the use of keywords and links on a web page to attract search engines that comb the Internet and return certain web sites high on search lists in response to users' queries.
Tagging - Giving a web page, photo, video, or blog entry individual search terms that make it easier to find by you and others.
Mashups - It's not only a mix of different kinds of music to make a new song or sound. It's also the combining of content from web sites or web applications to create a single new site or experience. Say a map site with a photo application to overlay photos over neighborhoods.
Have you come across any new web terms you've learned lately? Post 'em below, or search for terms you've been wanting to know more about. Don't be left behind as the ever-evolving web spins forward.
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how bout this one WTF? which is what i was thinking when i read this article
I must be very old or these are just terms used by hard core computer people. I won't remember any of it.
this is so Stupid. I also hate the word WIKI! I despise that word.
Uhh.. SPAM is a food, not inspired by Monty Python. They just made a skit of it.
I hope you'll forgive me for feeling the need to expand on one item. While I appreciate the Monty Python reference regarding "Spam", some readers (who sadly, are unable to get their sense of humour from books, may not necessarily know what the original origin of "Spam" (the product) actually is (or for that matter who or what "Monty Python" was). "Spam" the product is a registered trademark of Hormel Foods in the USA. There are apparently several varieties now(I'd say flavors, but GROSS isn't a flavor). It even has it's own website (www.spam.com). As for what it's actually made of...Well imagine all the goodness of everything from a meat processing plant that's not fit to make hotdogs with, and that's what Spam is made of. It used to be marketed in Canada under different names, but now it's sold as "Spam" here too. I would have to say that the internet variety is probably much better for your health. For those who don't know about Monty Python I'd suggest Wikipedia, as the explanation, while reasonably funny, would be long, and quite confusing for some, especially when you consider that the "Monty" part was in reference to a World War 2 British General (Montgomery)...(John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, and the other guy? You know..."What'sHisName")
What a waste. The so-called vocabulary isn't worth the paper it's written on.Very deceiving. Plain Stupid.
Can I have a job writing for Yahoo? From a number of the articles I've read (including this one), it doesn't seem to take much effort to get published here. Where can I apply?
this is not what i thought it was...stupid.
Notice how articles about the internet never seem to "get it"?
I think they should have included some of the things listed in this article in that poll about annoying web terms. Spim? Splog? All they're doing is taking the "Sp" from spam and tacking it on to other terms. Laaaaaaame. Making up yet more gibberish words for extremely specialized internet phenomena is annoying as all heck and I wish people would knock it off. At least tagging and mashups are legitimate terms, anyway.
the eBS comment is funny!
i feel really stupid cause i dont know what pwn means and i keep seeing it and not knowing what it means....what does it mean???
and what does amv stand for, like on youtube? i know what it is, just not what it stands for. =\
something about this is sinister but for themost part ridiculous
It means "own" as in "served"... to royally have kicked someone's a$$ in an online video game is to "pwn" them. (Prolly descended from the common typo of p for o.) Pronounced "poon" or "own", depending on the age/relative sophistication of the player.
ouch! not very helpful. If anyone wants to learn what web 2.0 is, feel free to follow the link below. http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/oreilly/tim/news/2005/09/30/what-is-web-20.html
AMV stands for Anime Music Video, and is used to designate any vid of scenes from anime set to a song/medley that evokes a particular feeling for the creator.
"Pwn" comes from a typo when dashing out "Own" - "I just owned you!"; it's from gamers, mostly, and has to do with basically beating someone so bad at a game that it's more a humiliation than a contest. Own was typo'ed into Pwn, and it grew from there. Wikipedia may be on the list of annoying words, but I'm sure you can find more about it there.
shadow_of_night255, the only meat in SPAM is ham (no byproducts as you suggest) ... look it up ... and judging from your description ... you're one to talk about someone not reading. It sounds as if other than seeing Monty Python you've never actually seen the product you seem to know so much about. You've certainly never tasted it.
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6 Posted by asheron44@sbcglobal.net on Thu Sep 3, 2009 2:58PM EDT Report Abuse
Anybody who talks like that needs to get out more..and just so I stay on topic: I just pwned this article.