I Knight Thee the Micro Vault Dog Tag

We've seen our fair share of geek chic USB accessories, but no matter how cool we think they are, some our friends wouldn't be caught dead wearing them—although you know they want to. If your man is too tough to be seen carrying a petite Sony Micro Vault, check out Olinari's solution to his dilemma. The company has created sterling silver dog tags specially designed to hold and conceal the colorful Sony Micro Vault Tiny USB drives.

The 24-inch sterling silver chains hold a special handmade pendant that features four different medieval symbols. Each locket has a hollowed inside capable of holding the tiny 2GB USB drive that can store music, photos, and other files for you. I've always wanted one of these tiny flash drives, but they're too expensive to lose. And while I applaud the design, I'm afraid the $349 price tag will scare away any potential customers like myself.

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