Gifts Too Sexy for the Office Gift Exchange

This year we've seen a handful of gadgets too sexy for the home or office desk. I was completely shying away from this one, but didn't see the harm in following up on Tom's vulgar and sexy iPod peripherals. Here's a list of items you shouldn't consider for the office gift exchange (although tempting), unless you want to be known as the office pervert. Be smart, and reserve these sexy gifts for your spouse.

Topping the list are:

• USB Pole Dancer: This bikini-clad blonde caused an uproar in the United Kingdom when angry customers demanded Marks & Spencer stores yank it off store shelves. The store was hoping this would become an instant Christmas hit, but instead it was confined to a dark, lonely stockroom, until Boys Stuff started taking online pre-orders. The Daily Mail says the tiny dancer plugs into any personal computer to re-create any nightclub atmosphere. Wanna see her in action? Her dance moves are captured on YouTube.
• Sexy Mouse: The Desktop Diva is a mouse in the shape of a curvy woman's body clad in sexy lingerie that connects to your computer via USB. The mouse clickers are positioned in a very interesting place.
• Busty Mousepads: These mousepads had boys drooling; one blog even posted a series of pictures of it being unpacked. One item that should never make it to your cubicle.
• Cell Phone Thong: I got flamed for posting this on my personal web site once, but that just goes to show how offensive some people may find it. The cell phone leather thong has adjustable leather straps that might give your phone a wedgie.
• iGroove Panties: Need I say more? The Sexy Society shocked us with the release of the lacy iGroove panties, which hold an iPod Nano.
• Cell Phone Garter: A bit tacky, but what are you gonna do when you need your cell phone and don't want to carry a purse? The Cell Phone Garter may be the only answer.

More crazy gift ideas:
Vulgar (and Sexy?) iPod Peripherals (and More!)
Top 10 iPod Wearables of 2006 (So Far)