Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:42AM EST
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I get over a dozen letters from readers every day, and often up to 20 or 30. Somewhere near a third of those writers have one question on their mind: What kind of new computer should I buy? The question is so pervasive, and I've answered it so many times (often a long back and forth with the question writer), that I am finally breaking down and putting some guidance into this blog post in the hopes that it will make it easier for both me and you, the potential computer purchaser, to get the answers you need without me having to prod you for a lot of extra information before I can offer some suggestions.
So let's get started!
First, you'll want to copy all of the information (select it with the mouse, then hit Ctrl-C... I'm getting really basic here, I know) below the line of hyphens, then click the link that says "Email Christopher" on the left side of the screen. You may have to scroll down a bit. Fill in all the information in the form (and use a working email address or I can't reply!), and paste the info you copied into field #4 ("Enter your feedback here:").
Now, answer all the questions that you just pasted in. Just type in your answer after each question so that it looks like, for example: "Do you want a desktop or a laptop? Laptop." And so on.
I usually respond to questions within 24 hours, and if you've answered everything, you should hear from me even faster. Good luck and enjoy your new machine!
UPDATE: Before writing, see if this post helps you narrow down your choices!
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Why are you buying a new computer?
What's wrong with your old computer (or what do you dislike about it)?
Specifically, how will this new computer be used?
Do you want a desktop or a laptop?
Are you planning to do any gaming at all?
How big is your music/movies/photo collection?
Any plans for higher-end computing, like sophisticated video editing, running a database, or performing CAD graphics?
What is your budget? (Be realistic and don't forget tax and shipping.)
Are you willing to consider a Mac or a Linux-based machine? Or are you considering Windows only?
Paste links to any computers you've identified as having the price and features you're looking for here:
* The following questions are for LAPTOP buyers only:
How much weight are you willing to carry? (A typical 15.4-inch notebook weighs between 5 and 7 pounds.)
How large a screen do you want? (15.4-inch screens are the largest that are practical for in-flight use.)
Join in the discussion. Here you'll see the comments in the order they were posted.
Step 1 is realizing 99% of your computer problems are because YOU the end user don't know how to use a computer. So go buy a Mac. They want your business and frankly a great many Administrators don't want YOU to have a computer. I cannot imagine working for Firedog or Geek Squad and dealing the general computer using population. I might just literally kill myself. Notice how everyone who switches to a Mac complaints are basically due to there own stupidity and lack of knowledge?
I rec'd this email from a friend, read on Here's a quick scenario I constructed during one of the hundred or so phone calls where Eric pretty much demanded that I tell him which computer he should get. Be advised that this is NOT an actual conversation, but a dramatization of the way things would go. Eric: Hey, I looked at that computer they've got a Best Buy today. Joe: Yeah? Eric: Yeah. So... waddaya think? Joe: What do I think about what? Eric: About me gettin' it. Joe: That depends on what "it" is. Eric: That computer that I looked at. Joe: I have no idea of what you looked at. Believe it or not, they DO sell more than one model of computer. Eric: Wull... how should I know? Joe: Ummm... by the name on the case? The model number on the advertising? The words coming out to the salesman's mouth? Go take a closer look, take notes, and ask questions. And if all else fails, THINK! Eric: Well, I went back and looked again. So what do you think? Joe: If you're asking that question, I think you THINK you looked again. What do you mean what do I think? Eric: Is 510 good? Joe: 510 what? Eric: For the computer. Joe: Dollars? That's not too bad, depending on what it is. Eric: No, for the computer itself. Fer size. Joe: 510 what? Megahertz? Megabytes of RAM? Gigabytes of hard drive space? You've got to give me something to go on here, Eric. Eric: Well, I want to do photography stuff on it. Joe: That doesn't help. Eric: Umm... it's the blue one. Joe: Blue one? Eric: Yeah. The computer. It's blue. Joe: What the heck do I care what color it is? You don't buy a computer because it's blue. Eric: Well, I want to use Photoshop. Joe: So go to the store, find a copy of Photoshop and see what the requirements are on the back or side of the box and go from there. Eric: What a effin' waste of time. Joe: What? Eric: Going to the store to check out Photoshop. Joe: Why? Didn't they have a copy? Eric: Yeah, they did, but they didn't have anything on it. Joe: So you're telling me that the Photoshop box didn't have any info on what the requirements are to run Photoshop? Eric: No, on the computer box. Joe: Why would you look on the computer box for requirements for Photoshop? Eric: Duuuuh! Cuz I wanna run it on the computer! Joe: That's not the way it works, Eric. You'll have to look on the Photoshop box. Eric: Uhh... I'm not gonna bother. That's too much trouble. Joe: So you don't want to run Photoshop anymore? Eric: Yeah, but I found a different computer. Joe: See? I told you that all it took was a little research. What kind is it? It'll run Photoshop okay? Eric: It should. Joe: So what kind is it? Eric: This one's white. Joe: What??? Eric: Well, you said the blue one was no good. Joe: No, I said I didn't give a flippin' frig what color it was. Eric: YOU SAID DON'T GET A BLUE ONE! Joe: No, I said you don't get a computer based on what color it is!
Sorry ran out of space........continue.......... Eric: Uhh... I'm not gonna bother. That's too much trouble. Joe: So you don't want to run Photoshop anymore? Eric: Yeah, but I found a different computer. Joe: See? I told you that all it took was a little research. What kind is it? It'll run Photoshop okay? Eric: It should. Joe: So what kind is it? Eric: This one's white. Joe: What??? Eric: Well, you said the blue one was no good. Joe: No, I said I didn't give a flippin' frig what color it was. Eric: YOU SAID DON'T GET A BLUE ONE! Joe: No, I said you don't get a computer based on what color it is. Buying a computer by color is like asking me what color car you should get so you can drive fast. It's just stupid. Eric: Yeah, some big computer expert you are! You haven't helped me with $hit! [Newsbreak Anchorman: We turn to our reporter on the scene in Bristol for this special report: [Reporter on the scene: We're here in front of a condo complex in Bristol where police say they're currently investigating reports of a man in his mid- to late 40's beating a smaller man with a computer keyboard while yelling, "Here! Here's your friggin' blue computer ya stupid ba$tard! Here! Is it workin' good, ya rediculous piece of (rap? Ya wanna waste some more of my time? Do ya?" Here! Here's ANOTHER half hour of my life I'll never get back, ya dumb $hit! Ya happy now? Details at eleven.
Was the White one Eric bought.... a Mac?
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1 Posted by rogueist on Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:28PM EST Report Abuse
Mmmm, maybe you should charge $1 a request...