Baby, it's you—in 34 years

Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:48PM EDT

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After taking a gander at myself through the eyes of this on-the-Web aging software, I've gotta say—I'm glad I don't smoke.

These freaky-enough-to-scare-the-kids photos are courtesy of Age-Me.com, a site that uses facial age progression technology (dubbed "April") to give you a peek at your beautiful self—decades into the future.

Fair warning before you get too excited: The site isn't free. In fact, it costs a cool $20 for a total of four age progressions. Kinda pricey, if you ask me—luckily, Yahoo! pays me to try stuff like this, so I went ahead and plunked down my twenty bucks.

Anyway, that picture on the left is the projected me at age 72, assuming I've been eating my vegetables and generally behaving myself. The snapshot on the right? That's me after countless packs of cigarettes and too many Big Macs. (Looks like my hair made out OK, though.)

The software, which made its debut on the Web a few months ago, creates the wrinkly, bloaty images based on images of about 7,000 people "of all ages, ethnicities and lifestyle habits," according to April developer Emega Imaging.

The setup is pretty simple: You just take a snapshot of yourself (in color, in front of a plain background, no smiling allowed), upload it to the service, and the select a few "lifestyle" factors, such as smoking, exposure to the sun, and how much weight you plan on gaining in the coming decades.

Once April is done processing your picture, you just click the "play" button to watch yourself get old and gray (all the way up to 72); there's also a slider that you can drag back and forth.

The April software is slated to power a mirror that takes your snapshot and displays how you'll look in six months—the perfect incentive for cutting down on those cupcakes.

Don't look for the so-called "persuasive mirror" at Wal-Mart anytime soon however; according to ABC News.com, it's still undergoing testing and will probably end up in hospitals rather than your bathroom (initially, at least).

Related:
A Look Into the Future -- and Sometimes It Ain't Pretty [ABC News.com]

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  • 1 Posted by ryanbonick on Thu Sep 3, 2009 8:57PM EDT Report Abuse

    Sounds pretty cool. Shelling out 20$ doesn't sound nice though...

  • 4 Posted by cstopher@prodigy.net on Thu Sep 3, 2009 3:31PM EDT Report Abuse

    This can't be accurate. Not everybody ages the same way. My mom died at 85 and did not look much over 60

  • 5 Posted by ruthpannell@sbcglobal.net on Thu Sep 3, 2009 8:57PM EDT Report Abuse

    What happens if you are 100 and want to see yourself in later years? And anyway, why would you want to do this? C'mon.. looking in the mirror is scary enough.

  • 6 Posted by patrick123321@sbcglobal.net on Thu Sep 3, 2009 8:01PM EDT Report Abuse

    That is a load of bull. They're probably advertizing for botox injections or something. It's too unrealistic. My GREAT grandmother died at 98 and she didn't look a day over 70, besides her gray hair.

  • 7 Posted by herman_miller@att.net on Thu Sep 3, 2009 4:18PM EDT Report Abuse

    It is not accurate. Like all those anti-aging serum ads, it is totally asinine. It is only a prediction via cgi.

  • 9 Posted by sayin@sbcglobal.net on Thu Sep 3, 2009 9:06PM EDT Report Abuse

    I'm 46 but everybody tells me I look 32, I don't drink I don't smoke and I exercise every day, and I don't wear loose fit tapered legs JCPenny Dad jeans either, so it is about what you wear and how you look regardless the numbers for your age, you can be an old fart at the age 25 or you can be cool at the age 60.

  • 10 Posted by alubbe@sbcglobal.net on Thu Sep 3, 2009 2:51PM EDT Report Abuse

    The process of aging is multi-dimensional. This shows only the physical, certainly not the spiritual dimension. Aging is beautiful; one can see the wisdom in the eyes of the elderly. When I was a child I loved my granny's "crow feet" and "laugh lines" because it looked like she was smiling a thousand times!!! We, as a culture, need to re-think aging!!!

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