More Incandescent Light Bulb Jokes

Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:06PM EDT

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How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? Well, that depends on how hard they're willing to work at it.

OK, bad joke, but it's a true story. I've been changing incandescent light bulbs over to compact fluorescent in a piecemeal fashion, but finally decided to switch in one fell swoop. I was only 25 percent successful after some considerable effort. Here's the story:

Eighty Light Bulbs, No Two the Same

Four years ago, when I timidly replaced my first bulb, a single CFL cost $15. Ouch. After a few $15 bulbs that made my apartment look like a dimly lit subway station and two that failed instantly when I put them inside globe lights, I took a hiatus from light bulb changeovers. But the new lower prices and the promises of better light spurred me to try again.

Who knew I had 80 incandescent bulbs in my apartment! Six bulbs in the ceiling fixture, four bulbs in the small sconces, two floor lamps—and that was just the living room. I never even bothered counting appliance bulbs (refrigerator, microwave, and oven) because they are not on much.

Once I'd inventoried bulbs, I divvied up bulb types. Turns out that I have more bulb types than most tulip gardens: PAR 20 indoor floods, little bulbs used in my undercounter kitchen lighting, bulbs that look like old fashioned Christmas tree lights, small bulbs, small and medium base candelabra bulbs, a halogen bulb in the shower and a few other halogen double ended T3s, two different low voltage desk lamps, and more. Complicating things, some rooms have dimmers. Dimmable CFL bulbs exist, but probably not in the size/type/wattage or whatever that you want.

I decided to replace the bulbs that are most used and most readily available in CFL. The four-bulb, 40-watt candelabra in our dining room is always on and there's no dimmer. So I picked up four 9-watt equivalents, and they work pretty well, delivering about the same light, but saving 124 watts for long periods of the day. Easy victory.

The replacements I bought for the bathroom fixture didn't fit because the three 20-watt CFL bulbs they required had thicker necks than the incandescent lights they replaced. I backed off to 14-watt CFL bulbs that were a tad skinnier, but dimmer. I'm saving just over 180 watts for the hour a day that light is on. (Note to self: Spend more time in bathroom.) Our second bathroom got 20-watt A-shape CFLs, which save about 60 watts, though for not-many-hours a week. I used a few other CFL A-shape bulbs in floor lamps in the living room and bedroom. The ceiling fans required four PAR 20 small indoor floods. The replacements, 14-watt CFLs cost $11 each, gulp. I'm saving 144 watts, but that's probably only a few hours a month.

Tallying the Score

It took a few shopping trips, virtual and real, to get my bulbs. I bought my candelabra and PAR 20 floods at Bulbs.com, my first two A-shape bulbs at a supermarket, and then my last six A-shape bulbs at Wal-Mart. Total cost $150.

I was surprised by how many bulbs I couldn't replace. I decided not to try and replace the bulbs in my home's sealed fixtures based on past experience with blown out CFLs. I couldn't replace the small candelabra bulbs because I couldn't find a dimmable CFL candelabra bulb. Bulbs for my sconces don't seem to be available anywhere. I didn't try to replace any under-the-counter bulbs, but I suspect they aren't available because I haven't seen any other CFL bulbs that small. Maybe when LED technology is more developed some of these smaller bulbs will be replaceable with efficient alternatives. The double-ended halogens just aren't replaceable with CFL.

There you have it. Eighteen bulbs were all I could replace of the 80 in my apartment. My estimate is that I'm saving about 1,500 watt-hours a day, mostly from that one dining room fixture. My electricity costs about 18 cents per kW-hour, and I'm saving 1.5 of them each day. That's just over a quarter a day, or perhaps $90 a year.

This turned out to be a bigger project than I imagined (thanks to my husband who spurred it on). All is not perfect. CFL lights take longer to light up than incandescent bulbs. They light up to 75 percent capacity almost immediately, but brighten slowly from there. They contain mercury and must be disposed of properly when the time comes. But the biggest con is that CFL bulbs are never the same shape or wattage as what they replace, so you need to be very careful.

Despite it all, I feel virtuous. And, because these bulbs last so long, I probably won't be revisiting these fixtures for a long time. In warm weather, I'll appreciate the reduced heat of these efficient bulbs, too. And at some point after I make back my original $150, towards the end of 2008, I'll actually start to save money!

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  • 1 Posted by markosians on Thu Sep 3, 2009 7:08PM EDT Report Abuse

    Hey Robin, Good article, I too took the challenge and spent just today over $175 on 'green' bulbs. Over last two weeks or so I've replaced 44 bulbs in our house. If all were on at same time with old bulbs I calculate 2885 watts used. With the 'green' bulbs 741 watts. By no stretch of the imagination would anyone label me a 'treehugger' as I don't believe the hype about so called 'global warming'. I did this purely as a money saving investment. Hope others join us, maybe the electric companies will lower our rates. Ha! Nick

  • 2 Posted by ytech_robinraskin on Thu Sep 3, 2009 10:58PM EDT Report Abuse

    Keep on dreamin' about those lower rates, Nick. I'd love to hear about the bulbs you couldn't replace. I'm finding size, type of fixture etc. to be a real obstacle.

  • 3 Posted by markosians on Thu Sep 3, 2009 7:08PM EDT Report Abuse

    I have a crappy lamp in the living room that will not take the 'green' bulbs. I dislike that lamp and want to get rid of it anyway, but can't find one I like to replace it. Also, unable to replace the back patio lights (2) because the bulbs won't fit in the receptacle. I did all changes based on lumen numbers only. In other words, if the 'green' bulb they recommend to replace the old had a lower lumen, then I went with one that had a higher lumen number. Very happy with that decision as our house is now even brighter than before. Did have an intersesting moment in bathroom though this morning. I accused my wife of putting out green pants instead of my brown. Even showed her my green socks and she couldn't understand it either but insisted they were brown. I went outside to check the pool and darn if they weren't brown! The light is more like florescent light to me and that will take some getting used to, but we'll deal with it. :) Nick

  • 4 Posted by j_kambic on Thu Sep 3, 2009 4:45PM EDT Report Abuse

    If you go to Home Depot you can find evert solution you will need. Dimmers and CFLs can be a challenge. Fortunately, technology is bringing this pair of energy-efficient products together. About forty ENERGY STAR qualified CFLs are specially designed to work with dimmers and say so on the label. These are more expensive than regular CFLs, but reap all the regular energy saving benefits. Besides price, dimmable CFLs have some other shortcomings: 1) they only dim to about 20 percent of the rated lumens and when turned down farther they turn off completely, and 2) as incandescents get dimmer the light gets softer -- more romantic you might say -- but dimming CFLs don't share that characteristic. Be careful about using CFLs in tandem with photocells -- those light-sensitive switches that automatically turn lights on at dusk. CFLs and photocells sometimes have the same incompatibility problems as CFLs and dimmer switches. The solution: Either ask for a compatible timer (most but not all timers are compatible with CFLs) or buy a dimmable CFL to use with your photocell. Nostalgic for the days when a light bulb was just a light bulb? Take heart. While lighting our homes has become more complex, the technologies available to us offer impressive returns in energy savings and light quality. So it's worth the time to evaluate your lighting needs room by room, using CFLs wherever practical. In all cases, check the package details of your CFL bulbs and your dimmer to ensure that they are compatible. Only then can these energy savers come together in your home.

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